Democrats Target Youth Vote with LOL-...
Sure Democrats have a leg up with young voters NOW, but there's a whole new generation of sticky little troglodytes walking around with their heads craned at a constant 45 degree angle playing fruit ninjas and sexting their barely literate friends that need to be indoctrinated into the party. They may need crude graphic icons to express emotions, and they may never be able to craft a graceful sentence, but they will be able to vote one day. So you need to get your message across to them fast.
So here come the LOL-CRATS. Adorable anthropomorphized donkeys emblazoned with slogans promoting the party platform. The misspellings and mangled syntax will hide the fact that your actually sucking them into a fun-filled (mostly government subsidized) world of nanny-state hijinks.
Submitted by: J6P
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