[d3c1] italians used to fly around on pizzas. like some sort of italian shaolin monks.

[d3c1] italians used to fly around on...
in the olden days, before pizza was baked in ovens, an italian would stomp barefoot on a pizza (they still keep this tradition alive) and eventually, from the inertia, shoot into the sky and fly around on pizzas. there were a certain sect of italians, that had magical powers, and magical pizza, that would, well, fly around. they were like italian shaolin monks. they were lean, mean, cheese grating machines they were. also, you dont want to know what special powers their breadsticks had! *never eats at olive garden again* Italian chefs that fly on pizza = Italian shaolin monks
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